We're All Going to Die (Iron-On Patch)

The we're all going to die iron-on patch is a bold, original design from Retrograde Supply Co. made to add dark humor and instant personality to your jacket, vest, backpack, tote, or work shirt. With an iron-on backing for easy application, it’s a fast way to customize your everyday carry—then make it last with a few simple stitches around the edge for extra hold.

This patch is packaged for retail display and measures approximately 3 in. x 3 in., giving you a strong visual impact without overwhelming your layout. Whether you’re building a punk-inspired battle jacket, upgrading a denim layer, or curating a gift for someone with a sharp sense of humor, the we're all going to die iron-on patch delivers a clean, graphic statement that stands out in any collection.

How to apply

• Place the patch where you want it on clean, dry fabric.
• Press firmly with heat to activate the iron-on backing.
• For best durability: stitch the edges to help prevent lifting over time.

Retail & seller notes

• Online sellers must credit Retrograde Supply Co. as the designer in product descriptions.
• These products are not permitted for sale on online marketplaces (including Etsy, Amazon, and eBay).
• Brick & mortar stores must sell patches in the branded packaging provided.

FAQ

Can I rely on iron-on only? The iron-on backing offers quick placement, but stitching the edges is recommended for long-term durability.

Where does this look best? Try it on denim, canvas, and other sturdy fabrics—ideal for jackets, bags, and vests.

Is this the same as a sew-on patch? It’s an iron-on style with optional stitching; adding thread gives the most secure finish for frequent wear.

Make your gear unmistakably yours with the we're all going to die iron-on patch—a simple upgrade with maximum attitude.