Yellowstone National Park T-Shirt — "Do Not Pet The Fluffy Cows" Vintage Wildlife Tee

$35.00 USD

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This heavyweight garment-dyed tee carries a vintage national park vibe — soft, lived-in color with a bold Yellowstone print that brings the woods, wildlife, and rustic humor together. Wear it on damp mornings beneath towering pines or at a slow campfire; the relaxed fit and substantial cotton feel like a worn-in favorite from the first wear. The graphic — a bison, birds, and a small camper tucked against a forest — invites quiet smiles and easy conversations. It sits naturally in an outdoor-lover’s wardrobe: layered under a flannel for chilly trail mornings or worn solo while wandering a small mountain town. Subtle aging from the garment-dye gives each shirt a unique tone, so it blends into your rotation as though it’s already part of your story.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton: durable, pre-shrunk comfort
- Garment-dyed finish: soft, vintage-look color and texture
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for a substantial, worn-in feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for durability
- Sizes S–4XL and sewn-in label; available in 58 colors

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean

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Returns

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Return & Refund Policy

Return Window

At KILLER RETRO, we want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If you're not happy with your order, we offer a 14-day return policy from the date of delivery.

Eligibility for Returns

To be eligible for a return, your item must be:

Unused and in the same condition that you received it
In the original packaging
Accompanied by proof of purchase (receipt or order confirmation)

Non-Returnable Items

The following items cannot be returned:

Custom or personalized orders
Items marked as final sale
Items that have been worn, washed, or damaged by the customer

Defective or Damaged Items

If you receive a defective, damaged, or incorrect item, please contact us immediately at contact@killerretro.com with photos of the issue. We'll arrange a replacement or full refund at no additional cost to you.

How to Initiate a Return

To start a return, please contact us at contact@killerretro.com with your order number and reason for return. We'll provide you with return instructions and a return authorization.

Refunds

Once we receive and inspect your returned item, we'll process your refund within 5-7 business days. Refunds will be issued to your original payment method. Please note that shipping costs are non-refundable unless the return is due to our error. Standard shipping fees will be deducted from refunds on items that originally qualified for free shipping.

Exchanges

If you need a different size or style, please return the original item and place a new order for the item you'd like.

Return Shipping

Customers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the item is defective, damaged, or we sent the wrong item. We recommend using a trackable shipping service for your return.